Friday, December 5

A letter from Sammy, the cat

Dear Mommy, it has come to my attention that ever since you joined Entrecard you seem to spend more and more time with that strange, square, plastic thingy that doesn't talk, than with me! In order for us to continue a harmonious relationship I'd like you to change a few things: 1. much, much more cuddling and stroking - but please wash your hands before you touch my fur 2. only stroke my fur in the direction its grown 3. that big seat by the window? THAT'S MINE 4. I want to go out onto the terrace when I want to, even when it's wet! 5. just in case: have a nice, soft towel ready for rubbing me down when I come back inside 6. on really cold days I'd like a hot water bottle placed underneath the cushion of my basket before I go to sleep 7. a change of menu would be nice... Sammy, the cat ♥♥♥ Dear Sammy, You are absolutely right where EC is concerned. Be assured from now on I will restrict my EC dropping to one hour a day - and only when you're asleep. I'm sorry about the time I stroked your fur after I had cooked a meal containing garlic. I'll never do this faux-pas again. Let's compromise...how about we share that big seat by the window? Please? Oh, when you come back inside from the terrace - please don't jump all over the bedspread with your dirty paws. And talking about paws...remember all those loose threads at the bottom of my curtains? The ones you pulled out with your claws? Well, do you mind pulling the threads back through to the other side? Thanks. So, you're tired of your premium quality, vitamin-rich, highly nutritious cat food? You want the junk from the supermarket? Well, that may result in a spontaneous overnight stay at the local veterinary hosp...er hotel. Speaking of food - please don't trample all over my stomach after I've eaten a full lunch. Love, Duni

15 comments:

  1. Cute! Cute! Cute! My rabbits feel the same way as Sammy.

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    Okay, time to turn off the computer now...

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  2. LOL!!!! Love it, Sammy is so cool =^.^=

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  3. LOL that was too funny. My daughter and I enjoyed it!

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  4. We're going to copy this and send it to our Mom!

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  5. Frances - aren't small furry animals just the best?! ☺

    SortaFlowering - yeah, he's cool MOST of the time...hehehe

    Tiff - glad you and your daughter had a good laugh!

    Furkidsmom - oh-oh. Watch out mommy!!!

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  6. you go Sammy we feels the same way too.

    and Duni we want to thank you for coming by to visit with us.

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  7. Sammy feels right at home on your blog!
    Gimme paws!

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  8. Thank you for the smile today.

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  9. Deronda - you're welcome! ☺

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  10. How cute! I'd be curious to see what kind of letter I'd get from my cats! They'd certainly tell me to stay away from the computer more and spend time with them although now they just plop themselves on my lap and I have to move my laptop to my knees practically to accomodate them in order to finish my EC drops!

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  11. BeadedTail - LOL! Must be a bit uncomfortable that way, huh?! So long as they don't actually sit on the keyboard! haha

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  12. Hey Lisa - thx for stopping by!

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  13. haha this was great! Sounds a lot like peanut & I. She shares a lot of the same views as sammy...especially about going outside, regardless of weather conditions. But she would just prefer if i didn't touch her, ever

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  14. Peanut Butter and Jenny - hey, thanks for visiting us!
    Peanut is such a sweet little cat. One of my mom's cats 'Sumi' doesn't want to be touched at all either!

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