Dear Mommy,
it has come to my attention that ever since you joined Entrecard you seem to spend more and more time with that strange, square, plastic thingy that doesn't talk, than with me! In order for us to continue a harmonious relationship I'd like you to change a few things:
1. much, much more cuddling and stroking - but please wash your hands before you touch my fur
2. only stroke my fur in the direction its grown
3. that big seat by the window? THAT'S MINE
4. I want to go out onto the terrace when I want to, even when it's wet!
5. just in case: have a nice, soft towel ready for rubbing me down when I come back inside
6. on really cold days I'd like a hot water bottle placed underneath the cushion of my basket before I go to sleep
7. a change of menu would be nice...
Sammy, the cat
♥♥♥
Dear Sammy,
You are absolutely right where EC is concerned. Be assured from now on I will restrict my EC dropping to one hour a day - and only when you're asleep.
I'm sorry about the time I stroked your fur after I had cooked a meal containing garlic. I'll never do this faux-pas again.
Let's compromise...how about we
share that big seat by the window? Please?
Oh, when you come back inside from the terrace - please don't jump all over the bedspread with your dirty paws.
And talking about paws...remember all those loose threads at the bottom of my curtains? The ones you pulled out with your claws? Well, do you mind pulling the threads back through to the other side? Thanks.
So, you're tired of your premium quality, vitamin-rich, highly nutritious cat food? You want the junk from the supermarket?
Well, that may result in a spontaneous overnight stay at the local veterinary hosp...er hotel.
Speaking of food - please don't trample all over my stomach after I've eaten a full lunch.
Love,
Duni
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